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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• People say they pick their nose

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I would avoid the sushi
• What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
• Sorry about your wait
• I've got a great joke about construction
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• I thought about going on an all-almond diet
• Did you hear about the circus fire
• Don t forget a bucket
• Two goldfish are in a tank
• What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer

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Funny jokes

• I'd Like To See Things From Your Point Of
• Yo mama is so fat that i run
• Omelet
• There were three burglars
• A Cauliflower Is A Plant Explosion In Extremely Slow Motion
• Why Is "abbreviation" Such A Long Word
• I Don't Know Why People Troll About China. Last
• Smith & Wesson: The Original Point And Click Interface
• I Have Noticed That Everyone Who Is For Abortion, Has
• A man had to go to the bathroom really bad and the men s bathroom was locked so he had to go into the women s