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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• People say they pick their nose
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
• I had a neck brace fitted years ago
• Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
• I could tell a joke about pizza
• How do you make a Kleenex dance
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• What time did the man go to the dentist
• The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
• What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
• What do you call a fake noodle

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