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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• People say they pick their nose
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Make me a sandwich!
• Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• What do you call a fat psychic
• Sorry about your wait
• I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
• How do you make a Kleenex dance
• What's brown and sticky
• I don't trust stairs
• I thought about going on an all-almond diet

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