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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• People say they pick their nose
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call a fake noodle
• Can you put my shoes on
• I could tell a joke about pizza
• Did you hear about the circus fire
• My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
• Don t forget a bucket
• I had a neck brace fitted years ago
• I used to hate facial hair
• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
• I would avoid the sushi

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