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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
• Hey I was thinking

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Why don't eggs tell jokes
• I've never gone to a gun range before
• I don't trust stairs
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• People don't like having to bend over
• The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
• The rotation of earth
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• The shovel
• I could tell a joke about pizza

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