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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• Two goldfish are in a tank
• I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
• A furniture store keeps calling me
• Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
• My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
• I've never gone to a gun range before
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer

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