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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• Would you like the milk in a bag
• My daughter screeched
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• People say they pick their nose
• Can you put my shoes on

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call a fake noodle
• When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
• Soup or salad?
• It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
• The rotation of earth
• How does a penguin build it's house
• The shovel
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
• My wife is really mad at the fact that

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