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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Would you like the milk in a bag
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My daughter screeched
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• Can you put my shoes on
• People say they pick their nose

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What's brown and sticky
• Did you hear the rumor about butter
• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• My wife is really mad at the fact that
• What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
• Two goldfish are in a tank
• My daughter screeched
• Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
• When you ask a dad if they got a haircut

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