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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
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Paper or plastic?
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Can you put my shoes on
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The shovel
My wife is really mad at the fact that
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