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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why did the coffee file a police report
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
How do I look?
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Would you like the milk in a bag
How do you make a Kleenex dance
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
Did you hear about the circus fire
I could tell a joke about pizza
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