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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Did you hear about the circus fire
I've never gone to a gun range before
What's brown and sticky
What's brown and sticky
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