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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
I made a pencil with two erasers
Would you like the milk in a bag
Make me a sandwich!
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Paper or plastic?
I would avoid the sushi
What time did the man go to the dentist
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